Utak Burat. Campus Hard-throb. Huwarang estudyante. Ulirang anak. Dakilang mambuburat. Yan ako, si Gary Tarugo. Matigas ang paninindigan. Mahaba ang pasensya. Baluktot ang pag-iisip.
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Total Eclipse of the Heart: (Literal Video Version)
Tama na muna ang panonood ninyo sa Hayden Kho at Katrina Halili sex videos. Eto na lang muna ang panoorin ninyo. Tangina! Laughtrip ito! Hahaha!
Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in my sixth take on Dusto McNeato's "literal video" concept!
Tangina ka! Kahit hindi kita kilala napamura ako sa ginawa mo! Ganyan ba kataas ang tingin mo sa sarili mo at kaya mong mampahiya ng tao? Putangina mo Boyet Fajardo! Malaman ko lang ang brand ng mga damit mo, sisirain ko ang collection mo. Alam mo yung mga ketchup na pinamimigay sa mga fast food na naka-sachet? Bubuksan ko yun at ilalagay ko sa mga bulsa ng mga damit mo. Hindi mo ako mamumukhaan dahil magpapanggap ako na ordinaryong customer mo. At pag mag-isa na lang ako sa dressing room... BAM! Mamumula ang damit mo sa ketchup! Tangina mo! Humanda ka sa akin!
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Para sa mga nagtataka kung bakit galit na galit ako dito kay Boyet Fajardo, basahin niyo na lang ito -- (From boyetfajardo.blogspot.com):
Last March 13, 2009, a Friday the 13th, (specially for the store people of Duty Free Phils), We and our Tatay Rey, who just arrived from ABU DHABI (as OFW) a day before. went to Duty Free Phils Fiestamall in Paranaque ( just beside NAIA 1) to shop and point. Or we point and he’ll buy…hehehe:)
While waiting in line at the cashiers to pay our goodies…we saw a customer at the top of his voice berating the cashiers and managers of duty free for, by his accounts, messing around with him. From what my sister told me, it was about a credit card purchase that the cashier (who we heard was just a casual employee) was kindly asking for the irate customer's other ID’s to vouch the legit owner of the credit card which is also “unsigned”, a normal operating procedure when shopping there to avoid misuse of those with con minds.
He might have thought a celebrated person like he is. with all his accolades and fame has gone unrecognized by this cashier person. A new worker who is carefully doing his job. A job he is trained to do. Tsk tsk tsk…
While Store Managers and officers were sought to appease the matter, explaining to him that it is all included as a standard operating procedure in credit card payment for the safety, not only for the company but also his own. Ignoring all this, he pulled out his phone and threatened to call on high positioned people whom he allegedly knew, to seem to us like do a power-play and make these people realize how important he is.. he went on using words like “leche kayo, di nyo ko kilala? AKO SI BOYET FAJARDO! AT Itong P..I.. NA BABAENG ITO, (pointing to a lady officer) at ang baklang ito (pointing to the cashier) ay walang kwentang mga tao! I want them fired!!!
His yelling and berating went on and on, he cannot calm down and as he appeared to have bloodshot eyes, like that of a drunk person and or under an influence. He goes on to say, that only if the cashier kneel down before him and/or allow him to freely slap the persons face, may he get satisfied!!!
AND, you know what happened next….the ill-fated cashier, with all the onlookers including us watching, stand down and just simply gave in to probably he thought would end the matter, so crying in shame he slowly knelt down and apologize (for actually doing his job) before this self proclaimed GOD…. No slapping was made to the cashier’s face but the incident landed a harsher and reverberating sound to the faces of the lesser people of this society.
Go on let us patronize Mr Boyet Fajardo's products and services and let us give him more money,to make him more powerful, affluent and comfortable to do such awful discrimination and victimize the underprivileged over and over and over again.
I have nothing against Mr BOYET FAJARDO….but now I think I do.
Tapos na ang UAAP. Nag-champion na ang Ateneo. Sayang! Umaasa pa naman ako na La Salle ang magcha-champion ulit ngayong taon. Gusto ko kasing pinapanood ang mga players ng La Salle lalo na kapag lumalabas sila sa talk shows. Gaya na lang nito.
Ngayon, may magsasabi pa bang bobo ang mga Lasalista pagkatapos nilang panoorin ito?
Ang sarap ng walang pasok. Hindi pa ako inaantok pero kailangan ko nang matulog. Magigising na kasi sila. Baka maabutan pa nila akong gising. Pero OK na rin to. Marami-rami na rin naman akong na-download na scandal. Pagsasawaan ko muna ang mga to bago ako mag-download ulit.
Oi, pagsabihan niyo naman utong babaeng ito na baka naman pwedeng ako na ang date niya sa susunod. Mga ganyan kasi ang tipo ko eh. Yun bang conservative.
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